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nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

supersmashkev:

watermellyn:

comedic gold

this honestly just made my day

supersmashkev:

watermellyn:

comedic gold

this honestly just made my day

Other people are not medicine.
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via sunsetkawaii)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

dulect:

*sends anon hate*

dulect:

*sends anon hate*