a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere
it dont even feel like may it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time